According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
"Bitch but how fresh is yo hat" i say parting people like the red sea wearing a lady on my head making my hat. Now i got all da fly honies under my wings, i am a bird.