1. wonderingaboutfandoms:

    letyourjourneystart:

    According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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  2. daeneryus:

    shutupaubrey:

    princesschloepea:

    life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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    #OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

    (Source: princessblogonoke, via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

     

  3. beksboys:

    "free trial"

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    "all we need is your credit card information"

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    1. how to become my friend: reply to my text posts with random shit
     

  4. mdewey-lol:

    richwhitelesbian:

    wizcoylifa:

    fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

    “ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

    "Bitch but how fresh is yo hat" i say parting people like the red sea wearing a lady on my head making my hat. Now i got all da fly honies under my wings, i am a bird.

    (Source: jordybelfort, via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

     
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  6. quicksllvr:

    deadpool movie

    with ryan reynolds

    that ignores x men origins

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  7. dada-rococo-happening:

    My adventures at the art institute today

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