1. "Tom is our master horticulturist. He knows all the scientific names for everything, right, Tom?"
    "Yup."

    (Source: tyleroposey, via canadianwannabe)

     
  2. thatfunnyblog:

    The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

    (Source: fabuleusetoujours, via capamurica)

     
  3. (Source: tibets, via out-gayed-myself)

     
  4. neatpotatoes:

    twitter just doesn’t give a shit anyone

    (via out-gayed-myself)

     
  5. pocketmoony:

    This made me laugh so hard!

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

     
     

  6. a-creepy-weirdo-has:

    bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

    a-creepy-weirdo-has:

    what do birds do 

    image

    I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

     
  7. petewentzstolemypizza:

    coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

    rnyselfie:

    themurderscene:

    and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

    is that my chemical romance?

    OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

    but it actually is my chemical romance

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

     
  8. averypottermormon:

    harry-twater:

    I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS

    it would be accurate either way

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

     
  9. 6woofs:

    Their faces, I just can’t

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)

     

  10. "When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
    — A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

    (via everybodylovescousinmiguel)